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Boys....this is funnier than the Iggsters rider, which you'll find here.

The new and revised Foofie rider :

Being on tour is hard work, and cheapo promoters screwing you out of hotel rooms and serving crappy food at every turn doesn't help bring the rock to the kids.

There must be standards!

In a document procured by the Smoking Gun, rock band the Foo Fighters' tour rider asks for normal stuff, like a "selection of cereals ~ unopened. Do not recycle from last night's Dio show."

                                                        
                                                         See you in Baltimore boys xoxoxo
 

Tell me it is not so.

The city of Memphis is breaking its ties with A&E and it's totally fabby ' The First 48 Hours'.

"Memphis has become one of the favorite featured cities on the show. The show's executive producer said she didn't know why Memphis broke up with them, "I really have no idea. I mean the people of Memphis seem to love it."

City leaders say being on the show has given Memphis a bad rap!

"Memphis is not unlike any other urban city where we have our challenges, but it's certainly a great place to live, and we want to advocate that to others and encourage them to visit our city."

The Police Dept have said that their officers need a break!

Sgt. Caroline Mason : I will miss you, love and kisses. fifi xoxoxo

Miami~Dade homicide detective Joe Schillaci is thankfully going nowhere.
He need no stinking break.

For all things Joe, visit joeschillaci.com

 

Obama in W.Virginny : yesterday

It is, if I remember ~ 15 pieces of flair minimum Barry.

and Barry....flag pins to show your patriotism is soooooo passe. Show me your Truck Nutz!!!

I totally forgot how much i loved this...until today while driving on Rock Creek Parkway ~ i hear it on wishy~wash eff hem

I turn it up, it takes me back.....Hard rain on my windshield, I give not a jot.

I drive home like the speed of many antelopes to rake out the c.d that I know I have somewhere....

Bugger ~ I cannot find it ~ fuck it, i~tunes!

Noooooooooh  [?] ~ flipping denied, it's not listed......aaaghhhh!!!!

It wears me out!

For best effect : play at full monty and karaoke sing like your very existence depends on it!

And catch the buggers on tour.

Tonight they play The Nissan Pavillion just out side the district.

i hearts

Hellraisers: The Life and Inebriated Times of Burton, Harris, O'Toole and Reed by Robert Sellars
Release Date :  May 29 2008

Richard Burton  : "God put me on this earth to raise sheer hell."

Richard Harris  : "I was a sinner. I slugged some people. I hurt many people. And it's true, I never looked back to see the casualties."

Peter O'Toole  : "Booze is the most outrageous of all drugs, which is why I chose it."

Oliver Reed  : "I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop I'd like to think I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave."

This is the story of four of the greatest thespian boozers who ever walked ~ or staggered ~ off a film set into a pub. It's a story of drunken binges of near biblical proportions, parties and orgies, broken marriages, drugs, riots and wanton sexual conquests. And yet these piss artists were seemingly immune from the law. They got away with it because of their extraordinary acting talent and because the public loved them. They were truly the last of a breed, the last of the movie hell raisers~hell yeah!

About the Author :

Robert Sellers is a former stand-up comedian and the author of biographies of Sting, Tom Cruise, two appreciations of the work of Sean Connery, and the definitive book on the Pythons: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

                          "Oh, what a lovely girl"

   Thunder Jacksons on the corner of Bleecker and Sullivan New York~May 9th 2008.

                                      the happy couple

America's first daughter is tying the knot this weekend to Henry Hager.

But the Bushes generally have avoided the Kennedy~esque glamour of the White House. Dubya took long vacations to clear brush and kill 'kritters' on his ranch, no matter how low his approval ratings fell, and was said by one commentator to enjoy state dinners "as much as a root canal".

So it comes as no surprise that the drunk~ass Jenna declined a White House wedding.

Her wedding is reported to be a 'casual affair', held at sunset on the family ranch in Crawford, Texas, but the accoutrements are hardly DIY. Jenna's gown is to be a beaded organza affair by Oscar de la Renta [is he still credible~was he ever?]  and her 14 bridal attendants will wear hand~made cocktail dresses by Lela Rose, who dresses the likes of Mischa Barton and Chloe Sevigny. And we can only hope they are of a print that disguises dripped BBQ sauce.

If The Cracker~Barrel hasn't got this gig already, I so want to cater this red~neck nuptial :

Canapés of course : pigs~in~a~blanket, pizza rolls, corn dogs, mini~chili 'dawgs', deviled eggs, pigs feet, chicken tenders, mac~n~cheese puff pastries, chitterlings [chittlins], shrimps, craw~fish, and grits.

A southern fish fry/pig pickling with fried tater~tots, mashed taters, fried green tomatoes, pinto~beans, collards, hush~puppies, crackling corn bread and slaw.

Peach cobbler, pecan pie and an array of krispy kreme!

Box~o~wine, Lone Star beer, Jello~shots, Bacardi Breezers, Zima and a sweet tea fountain.

From adage.com :

"Mark Dice and his [christian] group ~ which calls itself ~ "The Resistance" [this editors note : these guys are a fucking joke right?] will be boycotting Starbucks for its sluttly mermaid.

"The Starbucks [new] logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," explains Dice in his press release. "Need I say more?

It's extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves, Slutbucks."

                                                                    {{{ speechless }}}

So...3000 douche~bags who probably weren't drinking Starbucks say they won't drink Starbucks ~ have I got that right?

Boycotting Wal~Starbucks~Mart for their over~priced shit~swill I understand and fully condone, but over a tress covered siren~boob?

If thine eyes are offended oh resistance ones~use a bloody cardboard sleeve or a napkin!

According to Starbucks, this retro~brown image of a twin tailed mermaid/siren was inspired by a centuries old Norse wood~cut, and it is supposed to transport us caffeine junkies to the chains 1971 humble beginnings. The brown mermaid was only planned as a temp logo. Starbucks will, in a few weeks, revert back to the familiar green.

                                              So what's the fucking point of all this again?